En försenad julklapp från Dr Courtenay! Bra hälsotips!

Armchair revolution

Här kommer en försenad julklapp från Dr Courtenay i Karibien! Armchair Revolutionary sends Christmas greetings!‏

Peace to all Men and Women of Good Will (and may the evil ones all go to the burning “Bush” and “Blairly” be lost forever).

To Our Muslim Brothers

 Salaamu Alaikum

To Our Hebrew Brothers and sisters

Happy Chanukah

To my African brothers and sisters in and out of Africa

Happy Kwanza and Kwanzaa

To our atheist and agnostic brothers and sisters

Have a good day

( and if you are of a group that I forgot or did not specifically mention – good will to you nevertheless, but send me your details and you will be included next time in the list above – promise)

And to Our Christian brothers and sisters

MERRY CHRISTMAS 
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This is sent as a “love gift” for Christmas 2012. It is also a “health gift” – the best gift a human can have – compliments of  Dr. Courtenay.

There are six gifts in this package.

1. The inner health gift.

We unwittingly ingest parasites at times from vegetable and other foods. Normally our system will deal naturally with these, but there is a way in which we can improve our inner health. The papaya fruit is a fruit with dual healing properties. The papaya is a natural meat tenderizer. This also means that it has properties that are beneficial for our digestive system. It will literally melt what we have in our digestive tract, and in its natural state it is absorbed quickly by our body. So, eat a complete papaya once a week, and you are assured that it will do its cleansing best in your system. Next, do not throw away the little black seeds – eat them. The reason for this is that the seeds have anti-parasitic properties. So, about once every two weeks eat a handful of papaya seeds. You can dry and store these and have them in your kitchen cupboard, and make this a part of your regular diet.

2. The healthy nerves health gift.

There is a fruit that grows in the Caribbean known colloquially as the ‘sour sop’. It is green with a soft spiny exterior, and has white flesh on the inside. It is used to make a drink, which when taken has natural properties that are good for the nerves. Some of the other health properties can be found at this web site:

3. The good night’s sleep and clean skin health gift.

Fever grass – also known as lemon grass – makes a tasty tea, and as a lotion does wonders for the skin. It naturally assists with a good night’s sleep. When rubbed on the skin as a lotion, it has anti-fungal properties and naturally cleanses the skin. Dr. Courtenay recommends “Country House products” out of Jamaica, for this lotion: countryhouseproducts@yahoo.com

4. The overall good health tip.

Try consuming the Moringa plant. I have it on island and I make a tea from the leaves which I drink. It has been scientifically proven to have a wide range of beneficial properties. Read here, for more information.

5. The clean teeth tip.

Use the peel of the banana on your teeth. Rub the inside on your teeth. You will find that any yellow stains or discolouration is naturally removed, and this method does not in any way damage the enamel.

6. The healthy body tip

Exercise two to three times a week – nuff said. Now, these six (6) tips are worth a million dollars in total N.B. US and not Jamaican dollars ( i.e. measured in dollars – each tip brings to you a total of US$250,000). Therefore, for free you are receiving a very valuable present which you should treasure. Dr. Courtenay has packaged these six gifts in this exclusive package, and is sharing this special gift only with you ( well – to be truthful, with all my family and friends, because it really is a lot cheaper than buying conventional presents).

Disclaimer: The natural products are made by God, so if any one does not work, you are free to sue Him. I am available for all retainers ( having sued a Chief Justice – I will ratchet the challenge up to the high heavens). The exercise tip is left totally to you and your use of your body, so if you want to over-stress your heart, then don’t blame me , nor should your estate bother me with any law suit.

Comment: If my day job does not work out, then via Barnett Enterprises Inc. these love gifts will be packaged and marketed globally at the heavily discounted price of $2.50 each. But, for now just appreciate and accept at the true value with all the extra zeros added on, and remember – that we can’t put a true value on good health.

These gifts come in our standard internet package, which requires:-

1. That you open

2. That you read

3. That you apply your mind and not the delete button

These gifts are meant as an instructive and easy to use way towards better health – valued at least at a million dollars in total. Have a happy and healthy Christmas 2012, and even healthier new year.

Love,

Dr. Courtenay

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3 kommentarer till En försenad julklapp från Dr Courtenay! Bra hälsotips!

  1. Helena Palena skriver:

    Fåtöljrevolution

    Gilla

  2. Josef Boberg skriver:

    Bra hälsotips finns det mååånga av – som jag ser det.

    Gilla

  3. Excellent blog you have got here.. It’s hard to find good quality writing like yours these days. I seriously appreciate people like you! Take care!!

    Gilla

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