Turister rädda för SDR = Swedische Demokratische Republik! Julian Assange flyr till Kuba!

”The majority of foreign tourists stayed away from Sweden in the year of 2012.” A FUTURISTIC SATIRE ON POST- ASSANGE SWEDEN. From Australia!
 Julian Assange has disappeared from the face of the earth. Most believe that he spends his remaining days in Cuba.

Marianne Ny received dental implants to replace her lost canines. The roots of her eye teeth were last seen sticking out of Julian’s left calf muscle where they had been deeply imbedded since the late autumn of 2010. A general anesthetic was necessary to open Marianne’s powerful jaws after the pro forma interrogation of Julian in March 2012. From the airport of Bromma he was whisked away on a regular CIA flight to a nice beach location in Cuba.

Shortly after Julian’s disappearance from Sweden, Marianne got divorced, following an episode of intense whispering amongst close neighbors and received a new surname – Frau Honnecker.

There were lots of DDR asylants that were welcomed to Sweden after the Fall of the Berlinmauer. Many of the top people from the former Deutsche Demokratische Republik were given new names and some of these intelligent people resurfaced in the Swedish Justice Department.

After the removal of Assange, the non transparency rule has returned to most governments. Sweden has now a new name, SDR (Swedische Demokratische Republik) and many of it’s leaders have resumed their original names like Herrn Claes Schuppenstrom, Frau Beatrice Frage , Herrn Staatspraesident Oberhaupt Reinfelder and many more.

Customs at all entry points in to SDR have been supplied with contract forms for consensual sexual intercourse to be signed and duly delivered to any police station before the start of any sexual activity. An orange red form is also at hand for intended rapists. A letter box drop with the forms has been planned to reach all citizens in the nation.

(Rumor has is that the ”Department of criminal development ” in Gothenburg is planning a post coitus form, also to be signed by both sexually involved partners to verify that both were fully awake during the intercourse and that condom malfunction did not occur.)

Leaked info from said Department hints to a possible prohibition of the ”classical Missionary Position” to favor the more escapabale ” doggy style”. The rationale is to eliminate the ”pinning down syndrome” of the female during the act.

All is now peaceful again in SDR!
God bless us all!

OlofM

SvD DN SvD

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