Sarcasms on ”CIA in Sweden”
Australia’s department of foreign affairs has just issued a travel warning for all australian men travelling to Sweden. When in this country do not use swedish laptops! Australian IT specialists reveal: Swedish soft ware (contaminated with honey) makes Assange’s Willileak”
The to Sweden from USA imported honey for this pupose – brand name ”See-i-a” carries the instruction; secretely integrate into software, central parts only.Further advice from the department: if you do, against advice, still go to Sweden, bring your own laptop or better still, refrain from using hardware at all, as sticky situations easily occur.
PS. The department decided not to cable this advice to the Australian Embassy in Scandinavia as the herein contained info, easily being leaked, may be misunderstood and most likely not going down too well with the swedes – without sweatener that is. DS